Abandon Hope All Ye Who Enter Here

Avast Mr. So-Called-Christian! There's Trouble Below Deck!

Roast Buddy Nils Nichols sent a love note to "pastor" Terry Jones of Gainesville, Fla.
Yes, indeedy, that would be this Terry Jones, the anal tumor masquerading as a Christian leader, whose latest mission to his adoring flock is to burn a bunch of Korans, thereby combining the worst of Nazi, KKK and Homo Erectus philosophies into one corrosive stew of Hate. Burn in Hell shithead!

Even Saint David Petraeus has admonished this maggot. Check it out.

Here is Nils' billet doux:

It saddens me deeply to have to say that you are of the devil for preaching such things. You should be preaching tolerance and love; instead you have lowered yourself to the level of all other extreme religious fanatics. You are no better than those Muslims who practice violence, or the people in the U.S. who call themselves Christians, yet amass guns and preach violence against all non-Christians. Your actions will only lead to more deaths of American troops; more young Muslims joining the Al Qaeda and more attacks against America. You should ashamed of yourself for you will surely have blood on your hands. How dare you even call yourself a Christian.

The Origin of Labor Day; The Chicago Haymarket Riot of 1886

From Wikipedia's accurate history of the American labor movement's fight for the eight hour workday, celebrated internationally on May 1 as May Day to honor working people everywhere.

The rest of the world recognizes the Haymarket Riot as the seminal event of the birth of workers' rights, and the beginning of the end of the abuse of labor by the industrialists.

Few Americans have any knowledge of this catalyzing moment in history.
No surprise there, eh?

The Haymarket affair (also known as the Haymarket massacre or Haymarket riot) was a demonstration and unrest that took place on Tuesday May 4, 1886, at the Haymarket Square in Chicago. It began as a rally in support of striking workers. An unknown person threw a bomb at police as they dispersed the public meeting. The bomb blast and ensuing gunfire resulted in the deaths of eight police officers, mostly from friendly fire, and an unknown number of civilians

In October 1884, a convention held by the Federation of Organized Trades and Labor Unions unanimously set May 1, 1886, as the date by which the eight-hour work day would become standard. As the chosen date approached, U.S. labor unions prepared for a general strike in support of the eight-hour day. On Saturday, May 1, rallies were held throughout the United States. There were an estimated 10,000 demonstrators in New York City and 11,000 in Detroit. In Milwaukee, Wisconsin, some 10,000 workers turned out. The movement's center was in Chicago, where an estimated 40,000 workers went on strike. Albert Parsons was an anarchist and founder of the International Working People's Association (IWPA). Parsons, with his wife Lucy and their children, led a march of 80,000 people down Michigan Avenue. Another 10,000 men employed in the lumber yards held a separate march in Chicago. Estimates of the number of striking workers across the U.S. range from 300,000 to half a million.

On May 3, striking workers in Chicago met near the McCormick Harvesting Machine Co. plant. Union molders at the plant had been locked out since early February and the predominantly Irish-American workers at McCormick had come under attack from Pinkerton guards...

Speaking to a rally outside the plant on May 3, August Spies advised the striking workers to "hold together, to stand by their union, or they would not succeed." Well-planned and coordinated, the general strike to this point had remained largely nonviolent. When the end-of-the-workday bell sounded, however, a group of workers surged to the gates to confront the strikebreakers. Despite calls by Spies for the workers to remain calm, gunfire erupted as police fired on the crowd. In the end, two McCormick workers were killed (although some newspaper accounts said there were six fatalities).

Outraged by this act of police violence, local anarchists quickly printed and distributed fliers calling for a rally the following day at Haymarket Square...The rally began peacefully under a light rain on the evening of May 4. August Spies spoke to the large crowd while standing in an open wagon on Des Plaines Street while a large number of on-duty police officers watched from nearby. According to witnesses, Spies began by saying the rally was not meant to incite violence...

The crowd was so calm that Mayor Carter Harrison, Sr., who had stopped by to watch, walked home early. Samuel Fielden, the last speaker, was finishing his speech at about 10:30 when police ordered the rally to disperse and began marching in formation towards the speakers' wagon. A pipe bomb was thrown at the police line and exploded, killing policeman Mathias J. Degan. The police immediately opened fire. Some workers were armed, but accounts vary widely as to how many shot back. The incident lasted less than five minutes.

Aside from Degan, several police officers appear to have been injured by the bomb, but most of the police casualties were caused by bullets, largely from friendly fire.

Eight people connected directly or indirectly with the rally and its anarchist organizers were arrested afterward and charged with Degan's murder. The prosecution, led by Julius Grinnell, did not offer credible evidence connecting the defendants with the bombing but argued that the person who had thrown the bomb was not discouraged to do so by the defendants, who as conspirators were therefore equally responsible. Albert Parsons' brother claimed there was evidence linking the Pinkertons to the bomb.

The jury returned guilty verdicts for all eight defendants – death sentences for seven of the men, and a sentence of 15 years in prison for Neebe. The sentencing sparked outrage from budding labor and workers' movements, resulted in protests around the world, and elevated the defendants as international political celebrities and heroes within labor and radical political circles. Meanwhile the press published often sensationalized accounts and opinions about the Haymarket affair, which polarized public reaction. In an article titled "Anarchy’s Red Hand", The New York Times described the incident as the "bloody fruit" of "the villainous teachings of the Anarchists."

The case was appealed in 1887 to the Supreme Court of Illinois...After the appeals had been exhausted, Illinois Governor Richard James Oglesby commuted Fielden's and Schwab's sentences to life in prison on November 10, 1887...The next day (November 11, 1887) Spies, Parsons, Fischer and Engel were taken to the gallows in white robes and hoods. Family members including Lucy Parsons, who attempted to see them for the last time, were arrested and searched for bombs (none were found). According to witnesses, in the moments before the men were hanged, Spies shouted, "The time will come when our silence will be more powerful than the voices you strangle today!"

The trial has been characterized as one of the most serious miscarriages of justice in United States history. Most working people believed Pinkerton agents had provoked the incident.On June 26, 1893, Illinois Governor John Peter Altgeld signed pardons for Fielden, Neebe, and Schwab after having concluded all eight defendants were innocent. The governor said the reason for the bombing was the city of Chicago's failure to hold Pinkerton guards responsible for shooting workers. The pardons ended his political career.The police commander who ordered the dispersal was later convicted of corruption. The bomb thrower was never identified. 

The Haymarket affair was a setback for American labor and its fight for the eight-hour day. At the convention of the American Federation of Labor (AFL) in 1888, the union decided to campaign for the shorter workday again. May 1, 1890, was agreed upon as the date on which workers would strike for an eight-hour work day.

In 1889, AFL president Samuel Gompers wrote to the first congress of the Second International, which was meeting in Paris. He informed the world's socialists of the AFL's plans and proposed an international fight for a universal eight-hour work day. In response to Gompers's letter, the Second International adopted a resolution calling for "a great international demonstration" on a single date so workers everywhere could demand the eight-hour work day. In light of the Americans' plan, the International adopted May 1, 1890 as the date for this demonstration.

     A secondary purpose behind the adoption of the resolution by the Second International was to honor the memory of the Haymarket martyrs and other workers who had been killed in association with the strikes on May 1, 1886. Historian Philip Foner writes "[t]here is little doubt that everyone associated with the resolution passed by the Paris Congress knew of the May 1st demonstrations and strikes for the eight-hour day in 1886 in the United States ... and the events associated with the Haymarket tragedy."

The first international May Day was a spectacular success. The front page of the New York World on May 2, 1890, was devoted to coverage of the event. Two of its headlines were "Parade of Jubilant Workingmen in All the Trade Centers of the Civilized World" and "Everywhere the Workmen Join in Demands for a Normal Day." The Times of London listed two dozen European cities in which demonstrations had taken place, noting there had been rallies in Cuba, Peru and Chile. Commemoration of May Day became an annual event the following year.

If I robbed a bank, could I get off with a "scolding"?

And get to keep the money?

A report from Pro Publica, the excellent investigative journalism site, tells me that crime does indeed pay, and quite well at that!

I do solemnly swear to steal as much as I possibly can, and to lie about it without reservation to anyone and everyone:

Current and former executives of credit rating agencies are sworn in during a hearing before the House Oversight and Government Reform Committee on Oct. 22, 2008. (Alex Wong/Getty Images)

Moody’s Escapes SEC Lawsuit, Now Moves to Shield Itself From Liability

The money shot:

Despite allegations that Moody’s Investors Service, one of the three major credit rating agencies, committed fraud when it failed to fix what it knew was an erroneous rating, the Securities and Exchange Commission announced on Tuesday that it wouldn’t sue the rating agency. It instead settled for a scolding, directed at ratings agencies generally.

Drunk baboons plague Cape Town's exclusive suburbs

Oh Please! I've been hearing  the same boo-hoo-hoo  about me and my friends since I was 12.

Each day, dozens of Cape Baboons gather to strip the ancient vines – the sauvignon blanc grapes are a particular favourite – before heading into the mountains to sleep. A few, who sample fallen fruit that has fermented in the sun, pass out and don't make it home.

 Isn't this just normal behavior for spunky kids expressing a healthy independence?:

"They are not just eating our grapes, they are raiding our kitchens and ripping the thatch off the roofs. They are becoming increasingly bold and destructive..."

And what up with this wimpy crybaby? It's just kids being kids, so STFU already!:

A 12 year old boy was left traumatised after confronting a troop who had broken into his family home. Hearing noises from the kitchen, he went to investigate and found the beasts ransacking cupboards. When the child fled upstairs to find his babysitter, three males gave chase and surrounded him as he made a tearful phone call to his mother, while the animals pelted him with fruit.

Here's the bottom line for the oh-so-inconvenienced snotty bourgeouisie:

"Lunch parties in the garden are now just impossible," a homeowner complained. "It is so unrelaxing. Rather than chatting over our meal, we are looking over our shoulders and bolting the food as quickly as we can before it is stolen. We can't even leave a window open in summer. We are under siege."

Of course, we never went this far, but hey! It's a new era of teen hi-jinks. Can't fault them for going a bit overboard with their joie de vivre!:

Chickens, geese, peacocks and even a Great Dane dog have been killed in recent weeks by the marauding baboons

I just see them as emerging wine connoisseurs, developing an appreciation for the finer things in life. I guess the uptight suburbanites feel threatened by the new wave of Dionysian post-punk oenophiles, who are able to revel in the ecstasy of the grape without compromising their youthful spirit:

...the animals won't devour any old variety... the unwanted visitors prefer sweet pinot noir grapes, which sell for far more than merlot and cabernet sauvignon. They also like a nice chardonnay.

 Who you callin' an animal tight-ass?