Four Loko Mania

Hot on the heels of the alcoholic energy drink/Four Loko ban in Michigan, New York City chef Eddie Huang (Xiao Ye) is rolling out an all-you-can-drink Four Loko night. Said Huang, who's been stockpiling the stuff in case of the apocalypse: "Four Loko is not a drink, it is chlorine in the gene pool. It weeds out all the people unfit for the next generation, like Darwin in a can."