Hoilocaust

I'm sure the effects of the spill are still "very, very modest"- unless you are a pelican.

Or a fisherman. Or a fish .  Or a beach community anywhere from Texas to Cape Hatteras, NC                           

"Every fish and invertebrate contacting the oil is probably dying. I have no doubt about that," said Prosanta Chakrabarty, a Louisiana State University fish biologist.