mutual derision society:
God was watching a crew set up for a show.
He saw a guy carrying a pipe rigged with lights crossing the stage.
He turned to St.Peter and said, "Let us see what happens if I taketh away half his brain".
He pointed His holy finger at the lighting tech and zapped half his brain to dust.
The light guy didn't flinch, and kept walking with the light bar.
God then said, "OK, Now I shalt blow out another quarter of his brain".
ZAP! The tech just kept on walking toward the lighting truss across the stage.
"Wow", said God..."Let us now see what happens if I smite away all of his brain".
He pointed the almighty finger and blew the rest of the guy's brain out his ears.
The lighting tech stopped walking, put down the light bar, stepped to the downstage microphone and said...
"Testing, one, two".
He turned to St.Peter and said, "Let us see what happens if I taketh away half his brain".
He pointed His holy finger at the lighting tech and zapped half his brain to dust.
The light guy didn't flinch, and kept walking with the light bar.
God then said, "OK, Now I shalt blow out another quarter of his brain".
ZAP! The tech just kept on walking toward the lighting truss across the stage.
"Wow", said God..."Let us now see what happens if I smite away all of his brain".
He pointed the almighty finger and blew the rest of the guy's brain out his ears.
The lighting tech stopped walking, put down the light bar, stepped to the downstage microphone and said...
"Testing, one, two".
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