Great lines: "It was never our intention to...misguide Americans regarding the differences between the pig and the unicorn"
..."we do more than anyone to promote pig consumption...to encourage a 'passion for pork', ThinkGeek offers pork-inspired products including bacon soap, bacon lip balm, bacon mints (huh?) and bacon-flavored envelopes...
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I prefer creamed possum.
I love Geeknet's apology to the Pork Board.
Great lines:
"It was never our intention to...misguide Americans regarding the differences between the pig and the unicorn"
..."we do more than anyone to promote pig consumption...to encourage a 'passion for pork', ThinkGeek offers pork-inspired products including bacon soap, bacon lip balm, bacon mints (huh?) and bacon-flavored envelopes...
Radiant Farms? Are they nuking this stuff?
Well now, according to ThinkGeek, the manufacturer of this "food product",
"ThinkGeek's canned unicorn meat is sparkly, a bit red, and not approved by any government entity."
I would say that radioactivity could well be an undisclosed ingredient.
The horn of the unicorn is medieval Viagra, and will make you striffer than a parson's good night kiss.
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